Don’t panic! Not that kind of game. No. I want to play a game where I draw a little more attention to my social media profiles, this website and maybe make a few sales on the way. It is my birthday week after all.

Do you like discounts? Do you want to win something cool? Of course you do, so keep reading…

How to Play.

Over the next few days I’ll be posting three words across my social media. I’ve already posted the second word somewhere on this site. Here’s a clue as to where to look for it…

Part of the code is hidden here.

Not on this page, but somewhere near.

If you look well you’ll find it, my friend.

If you don’t, don’t give up,

Just try, try again.

Birthday Week Puzzle #1 – Don’t give up!

I think that’s probably two clues but never mind. I’ll post the third part on my Instagram over the weekend, and the first part on my Twitter on Monday or Tuesday. All three parts, assembled in order, will give you a discount code you can use from August 21st, either here or here to save yourself a little money.

That’s not a competition, it’s marketing.

Well, yes, it is. You’ve got me bang to rights there. The competition bit is here. So, if that code gets used ten times before August is out one of my followers across all platforms will win their very own, teen slaying Voorhees’ Machete. That’s right, we’re celebrating me not doing anything stupid enough to get myself killed in the past year by giving away what is possibly my favourite prop.

Prize Image - Voorhees' Machete Full size - Birthday Giveaway 2020
You could win yourself this! Hurrah!

Let’s lay down some rules

  • If you’re following me on Instagram your name goes in the hat once.
  • If you’re following me on Twitter your name goes in the hat once.
  • If you use the code and buy something, your name goes in the hat twice.
  • If you follow me on Instagram and Twitter and you use the code to buy something your name goes in the hat FIVE TIMES
  • The giveaway is only active once the code is used TEN times.

On September 1st 2020 I will put all the names in a hat, wangjangle them around and someone, not me, will pull one and only one out of the hat. If it’s you I’ll be in touch for your details… And so you can see it’s all fair I’ll video the whole thing. So….

Do you want to play a game..?